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Ron White's brand-new special, "A Little Unprofessional" is available to stream and download directly from his website http://ronwhitespecial.com starting today for just $5.
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Keith Purdue (28 дней назад)
That there was some funny sh... Just sayin'
born free (1 месяц назад)
Yeah this is disgusting.
Yolanda Young (3 месяца назад)
👌👏👏 Thank you 🙏 I love it!!!
Rachel Henke (3 месяца назад)
If the roller coaster is broken they don't shut down the whole amusement park... 😂
ken cohagen (4 месяца назад)
I used to have a girlfriend that understood the amusement park thing. The first time the little monster reared its ugly head, she laid me down and went to work for a good 45 minutes. Damn what a wild ride. Sweating do death, worn out, out of breath and barely able to speak.... and shea asked if I wanted to do the ride again! Well, what the hell do you think i said???
Joe Eckley (4 месяца назад)
I would love to pull the trigger on that asshole that deems it necessary to do that shrill whistle-- him and every other ass wipe in the world that does that.
pikiwiki (5 месяцев назад)
this is the most savage I've ever listened to
aint gonna (5 месяцев назад)
Nice picture in lieu of a video. Maybe you misunderstood the concept of youtube.
Jaxon1127 (5 месяцев назад)
Never waste a hard on or trust a fart
Neg Ative (3 месяца назад)
Jaxon1127 I think there’s some something or another about bros and hos as well but you pretty much nailed it down.
Johnathan Hatley (6 месяцев назад)
I just fucked an elk and a parrot
Johnathan Hatley (6 месяцев назад)
The log ride's workin and I got some coupins!
Tony Rigo (9 месяцев назад)
Anything that bleeds for one week and doesn't die that's evil
Bruce Hart (1 месяц назад)
You sound like an Aussie
James.T .Adams (9 месяцев назад)
“A parrot desperately trying to get away” I’m dead,I died from laughter
Lizette Ramos (9 месяцев назад)
He lives where I work(:
Kevin Pippin (9 месяцев назад)
The Log Rides workin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Julie Abraham (10 месяцев назад)
I've got one up on his wife. I've been married twice. BOTH wedding nights my body played that little joke on me!
Adam Palmer (11 месяцев назад)
Log floon
Ciera Harrison (11 месяцев назад)
👍🏼❤️❤️👍🏼😆
BK Bland (1 год назад)
Not a video. This is a video platform, bonehead.
K -oss (1 год назад)
ur 2 funny
Old, bald fat man (1 год назад)
Reminds me of that joke: never trust anything that bleeds every month......but doesn't die.
lulabell 79 (1 месяц назад)
Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
MrHeavyduty007 (1 год назад)
102 thumbs down? Must be end of the month!!
GGALLIN1776 (1 месяц назад)
Blame femicommies!
lulabell 79 (1 месяц назад)
😂😂😂
luckyfingers1213 (1 год назад)
hay Ron you look like that lesbian talk show hosts big sister lol
luckyfingers1213 (1 год назад)
... WTF
Robert Reisner (3 месяца назад)
Wheels that fails? Pr wheels that fail probably not hope you're alright
luckyfingers1213 (1 год назад)
fake news, it says squirrel man not vaginal bleeding!
Colt Lee (8 месяцев назад)
lmao right
luckyfingers1213 (1 год назад)
no clue, happily single, and dont want to hear about women.
Renee Trembly (1 месяц назад)
Still funny as hell!
Professor Nasty pants 2016 (1 год назад)
im 4th generations don't give a fuck... he telling us what THE man told him about what someone else said... the Fuck...lmao dead!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pat Treu (1 год назад)
hand me that parriot, lol
Keith Helton (1 год назад)
third generation don't give a fuck LOL
Sim Captain (1 год назад)
give me something else to fuck. hand me that parrot. I almost pissed myself at that part.
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
"and I've got some coopins 😂..!!"
Ryan Beers (1 год назад)
were you attempting to type my name..??
Phil S (2 года назад)
Ryan Bee
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
"at that time your not havin sex no way which is bullshit cause if the roller coaster is broken they don't shut down the whole damn amusement park or else you'd be standin at the fence sayin the log rids workin" 😂 I just couldn't help but laugh at that I tried my damndest not to laugh at that b/c it was wrong and he's goin to hell for makin cracks like that(about a woman during her period) 😦..!!
ForceMaximus84 (10 месяцев назад)
“And I’ve got some COUPINS!!”
lulabell 79 (1 год назад)
Ryan Beers its hilarious & it's a reasonable assessment, I'm not offended and I'm a woman. And I will do plenty of other amusement park rides for my hubby if the roller coaster is broken. Hell, he rides the broken roller coaster too! I'm 3rd generation Don't give a Fuck!
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
"my wife is the nicest person I know now you get her pms'd and some red wine and she turns in to lemmie tell you something you don't know about you"
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
+adam clark that's just my last name nothing I can do about my last name but the kids loved it all through out high school but not really much I can do about leaving the comments besides stop watching funny videos on yt which isn't really going to happen so , sorry about that 😡😠😣..!!
adam clark (2 года назад)
Any chance you have to many beers??? You have the most comments I have ever seen
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
"I get to spend 7 days in a cruise ship cabin room trying to get genie back in the fuckin' bottle again 😂" boy I almost pissed myself laughing at that 😂 now that was some funny shit right there "now I would never make light of a woman period that's some pretty serious stuff (shit) right there" I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh at that which is funny but not really funny (to laugh about it a womans period bah clear most of this comment out is funny but not really funny anyone understand what I mean by that ..!!??
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
fuck that I'd be runin to the hospital screamin'"my balls are bleedin my balls are bleedin 😂..!! can't find an emoticon to express how hard I was laughing at that part if so please insert it here :
Ryan Beers (2 года назад)
😂 get genie back in the fuckin' bottle I near died at that part 😂..!! guess what else happens at my house at the end of the month gee I don't know hmm.. might it be that time of tge month for her hmm..??
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
you wanna see a fucking hilarious dvd watch blue coller guys ride again that dvd..!!..😆..!!
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
my mom just cant seem to fund the humor in this guy i firmly believe he is h-fucking-larious..!! 😆..!!
Mackenzie Benedict (2 года назад)
Hey everyone, it's the squirrel man
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
how wood he have layed by the pool with a constant hard on pun intended.. (wood😆)
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
" bless his heart "is a southern way of saying hes a few beers short of a six pack..!!
Ron McEver (6 дней назад)
In the South, you can say pretty much anything about somebody. But you HAVE to close with Bless there little heart. If you don't, you'll experience pain for the next few weeks that you didn't know existed.
Neg Ative (3 месяца назад)
Or any version of “something is wrong with”. I’ve heard it used to describe many different perceived afflictions.
Adam Palmer (11 месяцев назад)
Ryan Beers yep
jcm jeanne (1 год назад)
Ryan Beers
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
😆which is bullshit just cause the roller coasters broken dosent mean they shut down the whole park.. ha ha-h-fucking-larious..😆..
Braydon Ballow (4 года назад)
When the dog has a bone, last thing you wanna do is try n take it from him.
william harvey (4 года назад)
seems like all his jokes are about his trip into town,his dog his wife or the tour bus.
Ben Kays (4 года назад)
What was his impression of a parrot desperately trying to get away? Wouldve been hilarious to actually see
onpsxmember (3 месяца назад)
He's like looking over his shoulder while flapping his wings. It's nothing big but works in the moment. Just watch the whole special.
Kingscrib (2 года назад)
He does the "Cheese Wheel' bit on one of the Blue Collar Tour shows. It's hilarious!
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
yeah it wouldve..!! 😆
crazycowgirl (4 года назад)
you can take the donkey to the top of the rail. Or you can take the tram. It is the same price.....
Justin Reed (4 года назад)
On my way to the "hoshpital" lol
Jane Peak (9 месяцев назад)
Knorp and south
Mike Johnson (2 года назад)
Ryan Beers
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
it's h-fucking-larious the way he says that but i couldnt get that far in b/c my damn phone keeps buffering..!! 😡😠
Professor Nasty pants 2016 (4 года назад)
no means no. he rapped my ear...classic
Aurus Merriweb (2 месяца назад)
Did you mean raped? One p dude. Turn on auto correct. You ruined the joke with your piss poor spelling. Lol!
Professor Nasty pants 2016 (2 года назад)
+Ryan Beers me too..lol
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
+Drew TheViper no means no was the part i near died at..!!
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
+Drew TheViper 😆 that was fucking hilarious..!!..😆
Drew TheViper (4 года назад)
He shoved unwanted knowledge into my ear hole.....no means no lol
Professor Nasty pants 2016 (4 года назад)
I'm 3rd Generation DON'T GIVE A FUCK......lol best joke ever.....
Professor Nasty pants 2016 (3 года назад)
+david turbo lol
David turbo (3 года назад)
I know lol
Firelord- The Master (4 года назад)
I'm third generation 'don't give a f----"
SCP Pinkamena (5 лет назад)
Let me rephrase that... I'm gonna rent a scooter. I'm 3rd Generation DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Ryan Beers (3 года назад)
his wife talking about goingto thetop of the mountain..!! oh c'mon it'll be fun, yea fun my ass..😡😦..!!
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
reminds me of blue collar tour one more for the road !! the guy's stories about ed drugs etc...
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
you forgot the "e" sorry to be spelling police ! again sorry !
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
had to shut it off I was laughing too hard !! :)
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
okay got it I just heard the part you were talking about !!!
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
yea true !!
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
ha ha lol that part was too damn funny !!
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
and I've got some coupins !! just like the comment I left before laughing so hard !!! : )
Ryan Beers (5 лет назад)
third generation what ??? guess what happens last week of the month at my house lol almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard !!! : )
Destructerator (5 лет назад)
HAND ME THAT PARROT
ViraIshnia (5 лет назад)
Diamonds aren't the only thing that shuts women up...chocolate works just as good and it's cheaper!
Jacques Nobel (5 лет назад)
She turns into: "Let me tell YOU something about YOU that YOU don't know". Nobel prize for Comedy for this guy.
ruggernutter03 (5 лет назад)
"I'm sweating scotch from ev'ry pore of my body!" Ron is the greatest!!
Krista Antonini Martin (5 лет назад)
Squirl man, maybe he's barking up his own tree, just a bit too much.
PChamileon97 (5 лет назад)
you can fix a car but you can't fix 27 people..
Bookq36 (5 лет назад)
It's not the rollercoaster that's busted... it's the whole fucking electrical system.
Mississippi Wildlife (5 лет назад)
24 people don't understand Ron White :)
ctne4 (5 лет назад)
" my dick was hard enough to hunt with!!!" that's the best!!!! classic!!!!
Dustin Maag (5 лет назад)
sounds like you had a choking hazzard lol
wari223 (5 лет назад)
My Dad said... How can you trust something that bleeds for a week and wont die.
redhotbrimstone (5 лет назад)
My balls are on FIRE lol
CarolinaSeeder (6 лет назад)
Keep it ?up?
ylwf (6 лет назад)
I'm 4th generation...
sdrtcacgnrjrc (6 лет назад)
that was really good fun ;-) does it continue somewhere?
Blake Haney (6 лет назад)
5:37
Matthew Huehn (6 лет назад)
i saw ron white in duluth a week ago my jaw hurts still
Matthew Huehn (6 лет назад)
i saw ron white in duluth a week ago
Kathy McCallum (6 лет назад)
I saw Ron White last night in Thunder Bay He was hilarious my jaws still hurt from laughing
Patty Treu (6 лет назад)
Human pussy sounded great to me! lol
Patty Treu (6 лет назад)
NO Means, NO!
Patty Treu (6 лет назад)
My dick was so hard i could hunt with.
Patty Treu (6 лет назад)
The log ride is working and I got some coupins.
Noah Howell (6 лет назад)
"Ah shit I broke an antler, I was going to have this thing mounted. Now I'm going to mount this thing." I laughed so hard I nearly threw up
Dustin Hubbard (6 лет назад)
Not as good without the video.
Outlander2015 (6 лет назад)
lol.....your comment is months old...then...look at it now...its 9 dislikes.....LMAO
Jacob Powell (6 лет назад)
oh look i'm spotting. fuck that! i'd runnin around like my hair was on fire screaming: MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING! MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! damn!
Marcus Pennington (6 лет назад)
no I'm just going by what he told me. I don't want to see his dick, ever!
Marcus Pennington (6 лет назад)
Squirrel man is my boss without the big dick!
Sam Harnish (6 лет назад)
i accepted your challenge....it did not go well
swthair (6 лет назад)
Note to self: Do NOT listen to this if you are trying to eat, you will choke.
Jacob Powell (6 лет назад)
@Neveras333 me too!!!
Casey Strauss (6 лет назад)
must have been the end of the month for 8 women who listened to this
Craig Stewart (1 год назад)
Casey Strauss
francissmith567 (6 лет назад)
FUNNY AS HECK!
Agent1W (6 лет назад)
@MrBoywonder1985 Well, it's like Ron White has famously said, "I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
Cale Tucker (7 лет назад)
I am Third Generation Don't Give A Fuck.
Sheriff Doodle (7 лет назад)
comedian SHERIFF little DOODLE --HEADLINE WAVING
Sheriff Doodle (7 лет назад)
howdy
Sandman Actual (7 лет назад)
7 people are afraid of the cheese wheel.
Sandman Actual (7 лет назад)
'n' i got some coupins
Alex Casconi (7 лет назад)
You can take the tram or you can take the donkey...it is the same price! hahahah
bellecomo21 (7 лет назад)
"Let me rephrase that... "

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